Meanwhile In A Parallel Universe…

Liverpool Announce A Reduction In Ticket Prices

Liverpool FC today  stunned the footballing world by announcing a reduction in ticket prices starting in season 2016-17. Ian Ayre said: "Liverpool is a special club, we lead rather than follow. As Shankly said it's really all about the holy trinity of fans, manager and players. After a lengthy consultation we've reduced the average price our fans will pay as a reward for their loyalty. In many cases generations of fans have followed the reds. We want that proud tradition to continue, particularly for the local fans. Anfield already has a special, unique atmosphere that lifts the team. In Jurgen Klopp we have one of the best managers in the world. We plan to build a team, inspired by the Anfield crowd, that will win trophies ".

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Future Shock: Klopp Wins First Title

"If someone wants to help they have to change from doubter to believer… If we sit here in four years I think we win a title, I’m pretty sure." Jurgen Klopp, first press conference

Jurgen Klopp (the normal one) says he can win the title in four years. We believe Kloppo :-)...

That future image of Liverpool winning the title with Klopp and Sturridge performing the dance off on the pitch is sweet.